Heavenly father in KR Challenger, I have sinned.
I instantly ban Zoe the millisecond I am able, with or without a team mate's hover.
I have flashed to steal a Pentakill from a Yasuo main, exclusively because they are a Yasuo main.
I have gone into blind pick and deliberately instalocked a champion without calling my role.
What are some "sins" that you lot've committed?
Note: Confessing to having picked a support comp in 3s (Kayle/Zilean/Yi) is not a sin. That's just heresy, and will be treated as such.
Edit: Y'all some sinning motherfuckers, I picked out some of my favorites
/u/KingNidhogg Sometimes I cancel an auto on control wards to fake my teammate into thinking they can get the last hit then get it myself after they auto it.
/u/Beaulax I frequently will intentially "fail gank" resulting in my teammates death if someone steals a jungle camp of mine
/u/xIron318 Sometimes, if my champ gets banned and I know I'm gonna dodge, I lock nunu with cleanse/ghost and act like a troll to make someone else dodge
/u/W4RIOCK I masturbate during loading screen
/u/Natyrte i have an alternate account for picking weird champ and triggering people with roleplay.
/u/tanaka-taro Queued up as support and claimed was autofilled. Got preferred roles on multiple occasions. Got autofill protected.
/u/ShiroTheHero In the old banning system, I used to look up a random teammate and target ban their main and pretend it was merely a coincidence
/u/ForgotTheNapkins My friend was flaming in a normals game while playing Kog'Maw so I ate him with tahm kench and flashed into the enemy team
/u/TheRealJonat Sometimes I buy a control ward and it stays in my inventory for 10 minutes because I forgot it's there
/u/kingpartys When someone complains about me not coming to their lane as jungle... I tax a wave.
/u/VincentGankplank If your name is anime related you are either camped if you are on the enemy team or ignored if you are on my team.
/u/Cademccaslin I play dota
/u/Whats_Up4444 I jack off to Orianna porn.
/u/MightiestEwok When I'm pissed off I go AP Nasus support in normals, avoid leveling Q until 20 minutes in, get a single stack then call myself One Stack Man. I usually do the most damage too.
I have about 25% winrate doing that, but I feel better at the end of it anyway.