Since the clown business didn't pay well enough, Shaco decided to change path and be a corporate scammer. It's the same thing anyway.
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Passive : Being a comcast representative, Shaco is an untrustworthy human being and will deal more damage in your back when you least expect it.
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Q : Shaco dissapears in a shroud of smoke with no remorse and leaves you in your debts while completely avoiding his responsability toward clients.
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W : Shaco offers you a deal on the latest box with free sports channel (for a month) and high speed internet (sometimes) that is actually a trap box spitting overpriced bills on you and unwanted packages as you approach, leaving you in fear.
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E : Shaco throws you a free fidget spinner for your subscription which puts you in a state of crippling depression as you recieve it and causes your movements to slow down for a while.
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R : Shaco creates a clone of himself to do his bidding and take the blame for the shitty services you've been provided. Once you filled the clone with enough logic and common sense, it explodes into more new splendid box offers to try and make up for the past mistakes, which are actually more traps aiming at your wallet.
1850rp*
*then 450rp per month to use it.
