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Hearthstone4 years agoNestor "jhoves" Abuluyan Jr.

Big Ol' Whelp is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards

It's just so positive and generous. Costs a reasonable amount at 5 mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo draws you a card to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable big 5/5 that can smack things but usually is too chonky to be removed. But more than the BOW is just so positive. It comes on the board like "WREEH" and I'm like "yeah BOW i do want to draw a card let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "ROAAAH" and I'm like "I have no clue what you're saying." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "dragon noises" And it looks so happy. I mean this is an absolute unit literally brought to life by hot dragon sex. It doesn't understand life is a temporary gift and the dude is just fucking eating. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Big Ol' Whelp is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card

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