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#21
1 month ago
Fatso_Forgetso
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with out the space in the brackets [spoiler]
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#22
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OyA
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What did you do after reading this?
Laugh.
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#23
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Why did Mary get ugly on the farm?
Because an obnoxious cock always interrupted her beauty sleep in the morning!
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#24
1 month ago
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:D :D
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#25
1 month ago
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Why did hitler commited suicide?
He had to pay bills for electricity
hahaha #12 xDDDD
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#26
1 month ago
horhalau
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What's the difference between an ant and a gay dude ?
The ant is pushing tomorrow's food, while the gay dude is pushing yesterday's food.
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#27
1 month ago
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It has two legs and it's bleeding ?
Half of a dog.
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#28
1 month ago
DanteStyle
#12 good job stealing my #1 joke
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#29
1 month ago
EviQ
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Do you know the difference between WC and Fridge?
No?
You PiG!!!
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#30
1 month ago
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#28 I heard it at school, then told it to you GG :p
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#31
1 month ago
Friendlytoss
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#12 joke is ftw!
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#32
1 month ago
DanteStyle
#30 horrible, horrible lies ;(
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#33
1 month ago
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i didn t got 12# probably because my english sux :P
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#34
1 month ago
EviQ
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situation : Hitler is going to his tank
(now everybody waiting for some joke, but you say just)
and he sayed: I'm walking to my tank
got it? .-D
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#35
1 month ago
dOnT-pAniC
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What is bleeding every month but doesn't die?
woman
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#36
1 month ago
xtruder
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Why does GG.net post lame jokes that aren't even from Laffy Taffy?
Because they don't know what the hell it is
don't post if you don't know what it is
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#37
1 month ago
Izraphel
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why do straight people stir their tea clockwise and gay people counter clockwise?
to make the sugar melt
i have no idea who the f*** laffy taffy is, but i'm still posting. have a nice day #36 ^^
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#38
1 month ago
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Laffy Taffy is a candy
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#39
1 month ago
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This comment has been censored ("nuked") by the GosuGamers Crew.
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#40
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1. What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
A hotdog
2. What's a baby's motto?
if you succeed to cry, cry again.
3. What did the cabbage preacher say to his church?
Lettuce Pray
4. How do you make a witch to itch?
Take away the W
5. What is it that is in the corner in the rest of its life?
The corner
6. Why did the Phantom of the Opera leave the stage?
He got boooed.
7. Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?....
Because there are so many cheetas!!!
8. Where do cows go to have fun?
The Moo-vies
9. What time was is when the elephant sat on a chair?
Time to get a new chair.
10. Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?
No, but the ice cracked up
11. How can you tell there's a hippo in your oven?
The ovendoor wont close.
12. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
13. What kind of star could hurt you?
A shooting star
14. Why did the ghost float across the road?
Because he couldn't walk
15. Why don't lobsters share?
Because they are Shellfish
16. How do you keep a lion from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
17. Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
18. What did the lamp say to the other lamp?
You turn me on.
19. What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A dogerpillar
20. What happened to the wind?
It blew away
21. What did Delaware?
She wore a brand New Jersey!
22. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
23. What is ten and ten ?
Numbers.
24. What kind of candy is always late
A Choco-late
25. How do you keep a fish from smelling?
Put a clothes-pin on its nose
26. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the duck fall out of the tree?
Because it was stappled to they monkey
27. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday& Sunday, The rest are weak-days.
28. Why did the children all eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
29. When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather
30. Why do gorilla's have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
31. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
- \"Here comes the elephants over the hill.\"
32. What kind of cheese goes on chips and isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
33. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
34. What did the ocean say to the land?
Nothing it just waved.
35. In which month does the people talk the least?
In February cause it has the least days.
36. What did the cellphone say to the television?
Nothing, cause they cant talk.
37. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both circle Black holes, looking for Uranus.
38. What did the number 0 say to the number 8
Nice belt!
39. What does a computer do when it's hungry?
Eats its chips one byte at a time.
40. Why does the statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because she cant sit down
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