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3 months ago
#1
virginterran
(GosuCrew) 7
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It is Apocalypse, a new game that uses the Obelisk
game engine, a new one which allows for almost
picture-like graphics and effects.
My son Elmer came from the year 2030 using a time
machine and he says this game will be responsible
for a World War III as the characters and items in
Apocalypse eventually incorporate
"metaphysical technology".
This technology enables players to attach sensory
tubes to various points of their body, so that
when their characters undergo physical contacts
such as sword fights and such, a certain degree of
sensation such as pain from cuts on the game
character, is felt by the player.
At first Blizzard developed this feature as a
means to enriching the gaming experience and
bestowing some sense of bravery upon the gamers.
However, some unknown Swedish hacker altered the
whole system so that now the physical contacts
transferred to players at nearly full extent -
meaning that if a character was smashed by a
hammer, the player himself would also get severe
bone fractures throughout the body.
And so the people, unaware of this change at
first, gamed and died. By the time the rig was
discovered, tens of millions around the world have
lost their lives. And so the countries went to
war despite none of their initial participation in
the hacking of this system - after, it was the
Swedish hacker who changed the system.
And so my son Elmer came back to our time to speak
of the horrors of the last World War, one that can
still be prevented if gamers of our generation
boycott this upcoming franchise. For once the
Apocalypse falls upon mankind, there is no going
back...
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3 months ago
#2
kolozaiur
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#1 what weed did you smoke?
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3 months ago
#3
iiN.ox
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some better shit then im getting
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3 months ago
#4
HeyitsClay
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ROFL @ #1
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3 months ago
#5
delusion
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dude #1, u should be an author. lol
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3 months ago
#6
walen
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#1 don't worry, you can save the world playing
diablo3
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3 months ago
#7
Stax
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#1 good work :P
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3 months ago
#8
Guntera[55]
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lol! #1 just one mistake! in fourth line you tried
to say World War 3 and you said instead World
World 3. xd
Anyway, nice insanity and paranoia! :D
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3 months ago
#9
080485
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#1 "It is Apocalypse, a new game that uses
the Obelisk game engine, a new one which allows
for almost picture-like graphics and effects.
"
There is no such computer yet, wich can give you
real time 100% picture..
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3 months ago
#10
DD-Marco
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#9 I really hope you're joking.
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3 months ago
#11
Nights_Judgement
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#9 Someone missed the point? :P
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3 months ago
#12
LML
(GosuCrew) 14
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lol o,o
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3 months ago
#13
calamar
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#9 plz don´t overwhelm us with your superior
intellect.
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3 months ago
#14
faculty.code
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capt. obvious - didnt see that coming, dont
ya..
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3 months ago
#15
psycho.hatred
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ha, so if d3 is not mmo probably not pay to play.
on the other note, if theyre gonna release a new
mmo, its like making their own competition for
wow. the new mmo will attract new gamers but will
probably also attract wow players to switch to
that new game. anyway nothing's lost if the player
moves to another one of their(blizz) own games. if
the player will play both, thats another thing :o
either way its good for blizz
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3 months ago
#16
Rent-A-Hero
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I hope it's "Games People Play" !!!!!!!
!!!!! !!!
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/res
ources/2008/02/blizzards_canceled_games.jpg
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3 months ago
#17
Amock
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i lol'd
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3 months ago
#18
alphdan
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1# dude that stuff was elapsed for sure, dont
smoke/smell/eat that again.
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3 months ago
#19
nttea
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I wonder what would happen if you decide not to
have a son, or name him something else than elmer,
also if he's already born then can you kill him?
what would happen then?, if we don't get this
information that you got now, which is the current
events that will lead to world war3, or is this
knowledge what will change it? how do we know...
it's all very confusing but we must save the world
somehow.
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3 months ago
#20
080485
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#10 when game makers create's a game, they make
high resolution charaters / layout etc first, then
they make it worse, just because these days
computers cant keep up high res ;/
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3 months ago
#21
ikoN
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Even if there would be computers that could run
those so called "picture-like graphics and
effects", not too many people would have a
computer like that. And Blizzard usually does
games that pretty much anyone can play even with a
slightly worse computer, imo.
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3 months ago
#22
Phantom[xz]
(GosuCrew) 7
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I know #1 is lying, would he REALLY name his son
Elmer?
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3 months ago
#23
ToT)NoRti(
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FUQUAN > ELMER
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3 months ago
#24
teki
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#25
vitmaubra
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Elmer man?! WTF? Please, don't do that to your
son...
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3 months ago
#26
Pg
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World of StarCraft is
cominggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
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3 months ago
#27
vanilla
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#28
thesickest
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I got it i think #1 was sniffing Elmers glue and
smoking crack to come to that conclusion
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3 months ago
#29
xtruder
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If someone came in a time machine claiming to be
my son and also named Elmer, I'd kill him on sight
because he's definitely lying. no one would name
their son Elmer.
fast forward into the future to me naming my son
Elmer... turns out he was my son /Twilight
Zone
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3 months ago
#30
TS-Rupbar
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#31
o-jay
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#32
Wind2dk
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Just remember that i wrote here, the new game
coming is a full game like DotA ^^
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3 months ago
#33
Entertaining
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I hope the girls in this new game arnt too hot..
or it might become more like virtual AIDS that
destroys us all.
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3 months ago
#34
zkod
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#33 I hope the new game won't have night elf girls
in it. Else, the hentai market is gonna crash and
burn for sure.
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3 months ago
#35
hobbitfeet
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rofl at 1 and 9
awesome ^^
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3 months ago
#36
NrG.NeverExpo
(GosuCrew) 3
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#1 i love you.
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3 months ago
#37
teki
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#38
lucid90
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But I don't want any change = (
I just want to keep playing these 3 franchises
forever and ever until I die.
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3 months ago
#39
tilling
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#1 Lawl.
Hopefully it will be a good game:)
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3 months ago
#40
Nal_T
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#37 XD u guys right probably fault of Americas
society :D
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3 months ago
#41
nttea
Denied comment.
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3 months ago
#42
ShiaoPi
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posting in legendary thread Oo /applause @ #1
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3 months ago
#43
fighter[ra]
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fuck stopping ww3, that game sounds bomb i wana
play it! but a world war isn't the same without
some good ol' genocide
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3 months ago
#44
killanator
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#15, considering they were just hiring for the new
MMO a year ago or so, i doubt it will be released
or even announced for a few years. i really hope
its not world of starcraft or a diablo mmo, i hope
its new mmo. maybe modern times or sometrhing or
maybe....PIRATES!!!
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3 months ago
#45
Ruivo2099
3
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I think #1 is wrong...
The 4th project of Blizzard will not be released
before 2040...
:P
Seeya!
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3 months ago
#46
champignones
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the 4th project of blizzard consist on the
penguin, something about the penguins, the polar
bears and the whales, there are the three balanced
races. penguins gives their lives for the south
pole and the bears for the north pole
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3 months ago
#47
BeLiSaRiuS
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I think, by Einstein theory, we can't travel to
the past just to the future xD =D
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3 months ago
#48
Jinang
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We cant travel to the future, nor past, ever.. We
can just catch light of the past..
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3 months ago
#49
agnus_diaboli
1
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#45 gave us the physical proof that #1 is
wrong!
...mh but how does he know that for certain?
~.~
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3 months ago
#50
Sloky_
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Lol @ #2 made my day
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