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Name: Chris Ostojic
Date of birth:1992-11-23 (19 years old)
Location: Canada, Toronto
Gaming race: Protoss
Level 11 (4379)
Status: Offline
Last seen:2 months ago
Excessive Self-Spam
Created 29th September 2009 00:44 (Updated: 29th September 2009 04:16)

Hello everybody. Today I am going to write about an issue that affects 1 in every 5 people. It is called excessive channel spam. Does your screen look like this?


If so than you may be affected by SSS[Self-Spam-Syndrome]. This is a very serious disorder and certain patients may be flooded from BNET. Thankfully doctors with iCCup devised a way to help prevent yourself flooding yourself using commands on their server called the "Red Text That Tells You To Stfu (RTTTYTS).

How do you know if you suffer from SSS?

1. You will generally see more yellow text than any other.
2. For every 1 message that somebody else writes you write about 5-6
3. You feel the need to check up on your friends every few seconds.
4. You feel the need to check your stats every 5-6 seconds
5. You think that the MOTW might have changed in the last 2 minutes so check every 1 minute to be sure.

Generally the commands most associated with SSS are /f l, /time and /stats. A new study shows that many SSS users also use /motw /whereis // /DND /LOLSPAMLOLOLOL

If you think a friend suffers from this, don't worry its not contagious. You must inform them to seek help immediatly, and contact me or go to my website www.google.com in order to sign up for my 2 week "Spam Free" program.

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Friend List Application
Created 12th September 2009 05:55

Hello GG.net. Today I changed my account on iCCup and I realized that I have only 25 friends.

I am taking applications to fill up the 5 lucky spots. Obviously being on my friends list is a huge deal (people will see you type /f m hey ostojiy -> /f m OMG U HAVE OSTOJIY ON UR F L OMG ME SO JEALOUS.. etc..). Because of this I expect a huge number of applicants. Only serious applications please, I don't have time to go through joke applications. If you are already on my F L you can apply to get a smurf added although note that this is unlikely to happen unless you are totally awesome. The format for the application should go as such:

Name
Screenname
Age
Location
Sex
Sexual Orientation
Willingness to have sex
Favorite Colour
Favorite Food
Starcraft Race
Number of hats you own

And finally you should write a short peice about why you should be allowed to be on my f l. This should be kept under 2000 words (I know not enough, but with the huge number of applicants I could be reading for a while)


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BIG STAR
Created 1st March 2009 05:09

I'd like to congratulate myself on getting a big star.

It took me a long time, getting over locks and censored posts, but with dedicated forum spamming, I finally accomplished it!

*Special thanks goes to LML who let me post about 100 times in his GB to get my points back.

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RE: I suck ( I pwn! )
Created 15th January 2009 00:30

Well I no longer suck anymore! Maybe all I needed was a change in MOTW, or maybe just a bit of a rest! Either way, I went 6-2 since my epic failday, and I reached C+ today and I got a 10-0 D+ account for my next goal (B-!!!)

http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/o_t).html

Not bad considering I got that account to C- in the first week of the season, and played it to C+ in the last 2 weeks. And the fact that I also went 1-7 2 days ago >_<

PS: I Actually have 1 less loss, they gave me my points back, but never gave me the win on my account!! T_T



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I suck
Created 13th January 2009 03:13 (Updated: 13th January 2009 03:18)

I suck at starcraft.
I was 1 win (13 points) away from C+ like 45-29
And I go 1-7

WHY?? I should have stopped after 0-3, but no I had to keep going didnt I.


I dont understand... I could have just bashed a D+, but no I have to go and get owned over and over again. Then I get demoralized and pissed, and its like a terrible endless cycle. LOSE->LOSE->LOSE->LOSE

/endemonerdrant

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For sure, I know the pain of late birthdays!
 
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Don't get me excited now.
 
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That's my stomping ground, lived here for like 12 years now.
 
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mainly as popular in europe?! haha! Well Usa was not the favored team in this match at all!
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