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Tranquillity

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Name: qR. mitZ
Date of birth:1994-5-17 (14 years old)
Location: Sweden, Sweden
Gaming race: Protoss
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Hi and welcome to my profile.

Well, I am the king of Brood War SWE-1, I insult them (= they join SWE-2). I will give you a lession about insulting people.

Strategies
First of all, you must have a "strategy", a tactic when you insult someone. Like;
"*nick* ure a fat fuck, pls search for help. omg check ur profile please learn english"

If you've said his english is bad one time, you have to stay with that every time you insult that person. If you're just angry after a game or just want to tease him about you won, try this;

"haha nap i pwned u ez."
That's very common in Diablo II and LoD when you pwned some nap in duel. You can also add some other insults like;

"omg ure ez."
"nap."
"cry"
That's also very common in the Diablo II series but now it's Brood War we're talking about. So, if he make bad pump, tell him and TEASE HIM VERY MUCH about his mistakes so he feel bad.

If you were owning a player who you hate, please make sure that you repeat his mistakes in-game, like if he lost a dropship before dropping anything, say like;

"LULZ NOOB U LOST UR DROPSHIP XD"
Or if he lost all his workers cause of your drop;
"OMG U LOST ALL SCVS XDDDDDDDD NAP"

Now some more strategies, you can take people down by being intelligent, and pwn him in strange and advanced words who he/she don't understand. Unfortainly, I can't insult people in that way cause of my age.


How to take people down
The magical spells are to remind them and tease people by their mistakes, and insult them of what they do and do something funny about it and ALWAYS make sure you make "xD", "XDDDDDD" or "^^" in your sentences. Example;

"lul i pwned u so ez nap. XDDDD"

If that person you're insulting is smart
If that person you're insulting is smarter than you, you should try to be a dumbass and a spastic and own him in that way.

If he is smart but you're a better player, just own him in an 1v1 and insult him after that with a "normal" way, like he is much more dumb than you.

Other intresting facts in insulting
You should always know how to insult people, cause if you get owned by a person who insults you, you have to know how to insult him back, and turn the cake to your side. If you need my help in insulting people, PM me for my MSN!

Warnings
GB spam @ 1 year ago
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Member since 31 July 2006
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Profile views: 2779
Posts: 425
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Username changes

misery changed name to Tranquillity 1 year ago
qR.mitZ changed name to MiseRy 1 year ago

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vlad00 @ 11 months ago
you know what it's time for? A sexy party!
 
tN-GuL] @ 1 year ago
oh, Stewie :)<3
 
fs-trancer @ 1 year ago
yea boy me sexy!
 
Forgotten @ 1 year ago
yeah rofl
 
Forgotten @ 1 year ago
i like ;d
 
serj[o.O] @ 1 year ago
1. Gå och pilla dina finnar. 2. Stava ditt eget nick rätt.
 
serj[o.O] @ 1 year ago
gå pilla dina finnar ist.
 
Sparky- @ 1 year ago
haha :p
 

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