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Blogs \ Blizzcon ANN: WotLK
Phantom[xz] @ 4th August 2007 16:36.
Blizzcon ANN: WotLK
People were on the edge of their seats for the announcement of the new WoW expansion, the Wrath of the Lich King. Women roared and men cried at the beautiful foliage of Northrend. Men wept as if seeing their first born, the irony being most men at the convention would probably never conceive of or with a women resulting in a baby. Of course I was never there, so I can only imagine the response. Although it was a joyous occasion it did not stop the largest country in land mass to intervene and stop the celebrations.

At 01:14 hours last night, approximately 32 hours after the announcement of the new WoW expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, a Russian submarine had planted a Russian flag under the Lich King's throne claiming Northrend for themselves. The crew consisted of 50 scientists, 25 alchemists, 500 engineers, 3 guys in wet suits, and Androide; who single handedly microed through the icebergs using only one finger.

There has yet to be an official response from the Lich King himself, but already as we speak the Lich King's forces have begun to make their own flag in the hopes of reclaiming their land again. But in the midst of their planting, a hired Russian ninja had captured their flag and is already, as I write this, half way back to his base at the Kremlin. This is the only thing stopping the Lich King from capturing the Russian flag which is already under his throne. So then technically in this backwards Capture the flag game, the Russians had doomed themselves...well played Russia...well played...
 



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