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Blogs \ Rambo attitude

vengeful_spirit @ 5th August 2010 19:01 (Read 1834 times).

Rules For a Gosu gamer (31 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing) :

1-the 1st post, you should get it.

2-Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.

3- Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a "/care"will do.

4-Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help- don't ask. People will think you have no penis.(for pinoys)

5-Deny everything. Everything.

6-Don't have a clue.

7-If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it.

8-Gaming is one big competition. If someone is better than you, either pretend it's not true or kick go kick some noob ass.

9-Troll, get banned, support and plead till you are unbanned. Troll again, repeat the cycle.

10-If you hurt someone, pretend you care. Don't.

11-Ignorance solves problems. If you can't see them, they can't see you.

12-It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.

13-Agenda for a boring evening: Get beer. Drink beer. watch replays. pwn naps. Drink more beer. Pass out.

14-If you ever find yourself in a position where you have been proven wrong, blame others. Come up with creative and believable excuses why they are at fault- not you.(dota)

15-Don't ever let anyone say "I told you so." If you hear this phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, go ballistic.

16-Other peoples' failure is strictly for your amusement. Laugh long and loud.

17-Spend your spare time thinking of excuses and shove them up your ass. Then, whenever you need one, you can pull it out of your ass. (dota)

18-If your favorite race/hero suxx. whine more, it's never enough.

19-It is ok to hate someone simply for not liking their flag.

20-There is no reason for you to watch Colagirl, PMS or Tossgirl playing. Ever.

21-your e-penis is the largest.

22-If it itches, it will be scratched.

23-Refer back to rule 1.

24-Always support the best team/player, failure in this will result in others calling you a "Fanboy."

25 - Replays: When posting, never comment about the game. Keep your comments as random as possible.

26 - Replays: If you do feel the need to comment on replays and stay on topic, always start comment with 'nice to see X playing X'.

26 - Everyone and everything is a noob-tard. There are no normal people on Gosugamers or in this world.

27 - Label any post longer than 5 lines as WALL OF TEXT. Use bold text to emphasize and highlight your hatred for the wall of text.

28 - Pretend you have better things to do than waste your time on Gosugamers. Post a comment saying this.

29 -never make threads like this .... because ppl will think u haz no penis.

30 - Replays: Never spoil the winner of the game when commenting. Put a spoiler. DRIDRI legendary spoiler is recommended.

31 -You ego must be at least twice the size of your e-penis.

comments

Joey- 1 year ago

Dinozavre 1 year ago

./care

vengeful_spirit 1 year ago

#1 you r doin it wrong(rule 1 and 23 fail)
#2 you r doin it rite :)

everyone is invited to contribute

SaViBo 1 year ago

24 Always support the best team, failure in this will result in others calling you a "Fanboy."

SnailActive 1 year ago

25 - Replays: When posting, never comment about the game. Keep your comments as random as possible.

26 - Replays: If you do feel the need to comment on replays and stay on topic, always start comment with 'nice to see X playing X'.

26 - Everyone and everything is a noob-tard. There are no normal people on Gosugamers or in this world.

27 - Label any post longer than 5 lines as WALL OF TEXT. Use bold text to emphasize and highlight your hatred for the wall of text.

28 - Pretend you have better things to do than waste your time on Gosugamers. Post a comment saying this.

vengeful_spirit 1 year ago

thanks for contributions guys ^^

fan_n44 1 year ago

vengeful_spirit
4-Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help- don't ask. People will think you have no penis.(for pinoys)

never make threads like this these .... because nnow i think u have no penis

vengeful_spirit 1 year ago

halp I haz no penis....

Joey- 1 year ago

29 - Replays: Never spoil the winner of the game when commenting. Put a spoiler. DRIDRI legendary spoiler is recommended.

#10

vengeful_spirit 1 year ago

^ epic spoiler is epic X)

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AMOKinHOUSE 1 year ago

tl;dr

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three0s 1 year ago

I m sorry to say this, but I have to.
VS, u have no pennis.

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bertolo 1 year ago

best post ever

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blueslip17 1 year ago

^ Lol

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