POW: A.P.M Creme!

[s]pictureoftheweek[/s]Low A.P.M is troubling you? Do you feel less of a man due to poor APM? Would you like to impress everyone with a higher A.P.M? This crème will please you lady.. ups… your keyboard like never before.



World-known massage therapist Susanne Zimmermann has invented a new formula that when rubbed in the right places will give you a guaranteed 25% increase in size. Did I just say size? No, no, cross that out I mean 25% increase in A.P.M. Sorry about that, sometimes I confuse the crèmes I use.

Here is a picture from the bathroom cabinet of a fellow product user,
Mace who uses it too and was the first to share his secret with me. You go buy A.P.M crème » here. Its going to be funny when she checks her sites statistics and sees her web site counter tick away like a Geiger counter from some strange gamer site.

Mace man thanks you have changed the way I see life. By the way the Himalayan Crystal salts rock! (pun intended)