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2 years ago

#81

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Schenaniganze

2010-03-14 20:46, neivler wrote:
Come on Crew. Racist jokes are the most funny one, dont censor them all

+1

No but they should censor them all, some people might fall in a deep depression

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

This post was edited by its author @ 2 years ago

2 years ago

#82

Schenaniganze

This comment has been censored ("nuked") by the GosuGamers Crew.

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2 years ago

#83

Schenaniganze

Are you fucking kidding me? All my previous jokes were fun and okey to joke about.

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

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2 years ago

#84

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stray

#39 hatecrime is such a joke -.-
just defining the term 'hatecrime' makes an asumption, that the race defended is worse and weak so it needs additional protection and special treating -.-

and this is emphasised by the fact that if a black person sais "you fucking white'y" everything is okej, but when a white person sais "you fucking n<silly antiracist censorship>er" than there's a big deal, because HE SAID THE EVIL N WORD THAT CAME OUT OF FUCKING HELL,THAT INSULTS THE VERY ESENCE OF THE MAN,AS IT BRINGS UP THE IDEA OF SLAVERY AND IS TOLD TO HUMILIATE AND TO INTRODUCE US AS PROPERTY And.... all that crap...

will anyone, but literally ANYONE, show any logical justification of why does this happen?

p.s. i also await for all the ppl that don't have the ability to understand the read text and who will call me a fasict/racist etc.

2 years ago

#85

Schenaniganze

#84

Your the first person in this thread that actually makes sense, i agree with you 100%

All the anti-everything but white jokes get nuked, pathetic.

Even my "a black guy, a mexican, a gypsy and an albanian rides in a car, who drives?" joke got nuked.

btw

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

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2 years ago

#86

Schenaniganze

The owner of Carlsberg(Danish), Becks(German) and Spendrups(Swedish) went to a resturant.

When they were ordering drinks the Dane ordered a Carsberg and the German ordered a Becks.

The Swede ordered a glass of water, so the other 2 asked the Swede why he didn't order any beer.

And the Swede said :

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

2 years ago

#87

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bOrN4yOu

How does a blond girl break her nose?

BaltA

2 years ago

#88

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LML (Division Leader SC)

This is not the place to discuss racism and such.
There are rules, follow them.

2 years ago

#89

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inco

2010-03-14 07:40, HaXxXeL wrote:
Dead baby jokes are the best.

What gets smaller and smaller as it gets louder and louder?

-A baby in a trash compactor.

-What do you call a dead baby with broken jaws.

-Deepthroat.

How do you stop a baby from choking?

-You take your dick out of it's mouth.

More distasteful jokes? You've got it!

A small girl is sitting on a bench crying. A man walks by and notices the little girl. He asks her: What's the matter, little girl? Why are you crying? She replies: Our house burned down... and my parents are dead.... sniffle.... and all my siblings are dead too. The man shrugs, unzips his pants and says: Dayum, this sure ain't your lucky day.

A small girl and a man is walking through a dark forest. The little girl cries out: It's so dark and creepy here! The man replies: Pfft, I'm the one who has to walk home ALONE!

What's the best thing about having sex with a 7-years old? You can close your eyes and pretend she's 4.

And moderators, don't come bullshitting about me promoting pedophilia. Just a few good laughs, that's all.

These jokes are waaay worse than the racist ones, how on all earth isn't this post nuked?

If it's not getting nuked, I'd say the "<insert degoses> is in a car, the police is driving"-joke shouldn't either.

EDIT: For the record, I know I'm not an admin and I don't really have a say, I'm just curious :)

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2 years ago

#90

Schenaniganze

2010-03-14 21:48, LML wrote:
This is not the place to discuss racism and such.
There are rules, follow them.

Dito

#89, i know

None of my jokes in #82 should have been nuked, they werent even offensive.
I would say the admins isn't following the rules either, just nuking whatever touches their fragile nerves.

They don't nuke that comment because it's not race or religion related, as i said before : people get carried away with all the religion their community throws at them.

For god's sake, just try to enjoy a good laugh instead of going online and play police on a public forum, haha

The GG.net admins need a big dose of reality instead of being on this website so often

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

This post was edited by its author @ 2 years ago

2 years ago

#91

inco

Well, I can't say I fully disagree with nuking all the posts. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy those jokes and tell them on a regular basis irl, however I also think it's fair enough if the admins at this site don't want to "support them", so to speak.

I do feel it becomes somewhat different when they're a site and a community, rather than just a couple of friends hanging out, hence I agree on being careful with what they allow on the site.

Nevertheless, I do wonder a bit about what I feel is inconsistant.

2 years ago

#92

Schenaniganze

Yeah well, people who cant take critisism or a joke against one another shouldn't be on a public forum to be honest

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

2 years ago

#93

inco

Hehe, I can't disagree on that one ^^

2 years ago

#94

LML (Division Leader SC)

1. When I said this isn't the place to discuss racism and such, the 'and such' part counted for all off-topic posts going about complaints about why your post was censored. If you have any questions concerning such, please contact moderator via PM! Thanks.
2. The jokes about the muslim and other races are simply censored because there are people on here who might get offended by them. I tell such jokes in RL alot, too, and I like them, but you cannot go this narrow minded on a website with 70k+ visitors each day where all these races and religions are represented, and might get offended by it.
However, I doubt babies come here and get offended.

Now drop this discussion, further issues can be posted to the moderators!

2 years ago

#95

uniqueValeur

This comment has been censored ("nuked") by the GosuGamers Crew.

2 years ago

#96

Schenaniganze

2010-03-14 22:08, LML wrote:
1. When I said this isn't the place to discuss racism and such, the 'and such' part counted for all off-topic posts going about complaints about why your post was censored. If you have any questions concerning such, please contact moderator via PM! Thanks.
2. The jokes about the muslim and other races are simply censored because there are people on here who might get offended by them. I tell such jokes in RL alot, too, and I like them, but you cannot go this narrow minded on a website with 70k+ visitors each day where all these races and religions are represented, and might get offended by it.
However, I doubt babies come here and get offended.

Now drop this discussion, further issues can be posted to the moderators!

Then just go ahead and lock the thread if you really are that ignorant about this topic

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

This post was edited by its author @ 2 years ago

2 years ago

#97

Daylight

very nice ones so far, keep going! :)

id like to tell some, too, but my english is too bad to point out the meaning so it wont be a little funny ^_^;

and plsssss stop mimimi in this thread, if ur not fine with the rules (wich u accepted while creating ur account) listen to LML or leave :D

2 years ago

#98

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soi

How about putting "viewer discretion is adviced" in topic name and go ape sh*t.
Michael scott from "The Office" would call this a win win win solution. I win because I succesfully resolved the conflict:D

2 years ago

#99

ShayanGreaT

Listen to the Mod. He's the only one here who makes sense.

First of all, you guys post racist jokes even when on the first post it says pretty clearly not to post them.
Then when you get some flak for posting them, you hide behind the banner of "Free Speech".
Valeur, your post was extremely pathetic. Im telling you as well....READ THE GOD DAMN FIRST POST.

Plently of other jokes out there which don't concern race or religion.

2 years ago

#100

uniqueValeur

99# Try not to take this as an racial insult. But where I am from, freedom of speech has meaning and we actually go through alot to preserve this right. I am not sure how politics are in Pakistan, but where I am from, that someone tells me that I cannot do something, does not necessarily mean I will refrain from doing such. I will fight for what I believe to be my rights. I will not stone people or burn embassies - but I will speak up for myself :).