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2 years ago

#101

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Schenaniganze

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2 years ago

#102

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ShayanGreaT

Read post # 94. You really want 70k people viewing this and having a lol over some nigga and whitey jokes?
I understand YOU might be mature enough to take these jokes good naturedly and all and know when and when not to use them but this website does not have an "Enter only if above 16" thing. A lot of minors here too and what do you think goes through their head if they read these? They'll think it's pretty natural to make up these jokes and all, when it's not.

Follow the rules. If you cant, then make another Topic?
And stop bringing countries into this. For all you know, I might be sitting in Denmark, with a fake account, when in real life, I'm actually the guy who posted the blasphemous Holy Prophet pictures?
Pretend there are no flags beside our names ty and talk as Human to Human, not as a Danish to Pakistani.
All Pakistanis do not have the same mentalities, thank God.

2 years ago

#103

ShayanGreaT

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2 years ago

#104

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soi

2010-03-15 01:00, ShayanGreat wrote:

I'm actually the guy who posted the blasphemous Holy Prophet pictures?

Judging from you phrasing I'd say it's a pretty safe bet you are no the guy who painted those pictures.

2 years ago

#105

Schenaniganze

#103 May i remind you : THEY WERE JOKES

How fun would life be if you always followed the rules?

And you seriously think minors would "think it's okay to make those jokes" when reading it here? People start making racial jokes at age 10 if not sooner.
Give me a break..

Making racial jokes and having some kind of hate and enjoying making fun of other countries is 100% natural

Now take your oversensitive mind elsewhere

Btw a pakistani coming in here and trying to tell us about right and wrong when it comes to religion and countries is the most funny joke so far imo.

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

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2 years ago

#106

ShayanGreaT

#105-
Hahaha, you make me laugh with your down-to-earth attitude. Don't take that as an insult dude.

I'm not telling you to NOT make those jokes, period. Im just asking you to not make them on this kind of format.
Post if you want by all means, but atleast now, you know that not everyone gets a good laugh from seeing these jokes on a gaming website.

Lol, you made my day.

2 years ago

#107

ShayanGreaT

As is said before, not ALL PAKISTANIS HAVE THE SAME MENTALITY. Geeze. Why judge us based on only what the minority of this country likes doing?

Gah, it's useless trying to argue with a person like you. Believe what you want then. Do whatever the hell you want. Atleast the people who matter (mods) do not think like you.

2 years ago

#108

Schenaniganze

Just gonna make a slight correction here.

Not down to earth, i just resent the middle-east, accept it and move on.
Also nice that even you got a laugh from this thread :)

Now feel free to fill this thread with your hilarious blonde jokes!
(Which also is kind of racist)

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

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2 years ago

#109

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Devilking

Getting on with jokes ^^

John wants to buy a farm, and sets his eyes on a beautiful one with large fields, acceptable price, a river passing close by etc.
So he goes one day to have a look at it. He was walking in the fields with the farm owner, when he suddenly sees a tree in the middle of the land, with a large bee hive in it.
The farmer notices his worried face and says straight away:
"Oh, don't worry about that. If I tie you to the tree naked for a whole night, and you get stung by a SINGLE bee, I'll give you the farm for free!"
John thinks for a moment, then accepts the challenge. So he strips naked, the farmer ties him up and leaves him for the night. The following morning, the farmer goes to check up on him.
When he got there, John was all blushed, large eyes, breathing heavily.
"Good lord, what happened to you, did you get stung?"
"No," replies John "but doesn't that calf have a mother?"

2 years ago

#110

aimaimaim

2010-03-14 23:48, ShayanGreat wrote:

Listen to the Mod. He's the only one here who makes sense.

meh

posting "sense" in a joke thread doesn't make any sense to me .. :D

Blizzard in now on a DISASTER in SLOW-MOTION ..

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2 years ago

#111

Devilking

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

2 years ago

#112

HaXxXeL

Certains words only become racist in a certain context. As far as I'm concerned, this thread is about JOKES and not personally opinions on ethnical differences.

Having that said, noone should get offended.

And no baby jokes are completely different from racist jokes. Racism jokes are based on stereotypes, whereas baby jokes are about cruelty towards small, innocent, helpless children.

This post was edited by its author @ 2 years ago

2 years ago

#113

LaCk0fLuCk

SINCE THIS THREAD IS ABOUT JOKES AND NOT RACISM
POST SOME FUCKING JOKES...

2 years ago

#114

LaCk0fLuCk

maybe if u just sent some kind of link to all the racist jokes we wouldn't have that problem.Since it's not related to ggnet,it's just a link!So just find a notebook webpage wright ur joke and paste the link.Problem solved.Just an opinion!Mods won't change their rules/minds neither do we.We can't get all banned and mods won't stop nuking either,so...

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2 years ago

#115

GigaGenesis

ok I just need to say this.some people here that say "oh chill it's just a joke w/e..." go back a couple of pages and see if you actually said sth about a race or religion "IN A JOKE" or you just accused them of something directly and with no intention of "having a laugh".and once again just to make things clear I'm not a muslim and I tell racist or religiously controversial jokes myself and I enjoy hearing them and I'm not offended by anything that's been said here I just felt I have to make things clear for some people that clearly don't have a clue what they're talking about.but to just accuse people directly is something different.I understand that there's a lot of talk about people of the middle east and them being terrorists etc... but you sure as hell don't know what's really going on here,I do because I live in the middle east and it's definitely not even close to what you think of the people here.yes there are terrorists in the middle east mostly because they're radical muslims but to say all the people in the middle east are terrorists and such is just plain stupid and ignorant.

2 years ago

#116