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1K of Jokes (8290 reads, 116 replies, 1 year ago)

Tell a joke, we end at joke #1,000...

If this thread continue, is under your risk;

[ AVOID RACIST JOKES ]

1st:

LRRH (Little Red Riding Hood) was in the woods collecting flowers for his grandma.
suddently the wolf jumps from a tree and push and make her fall.

He starts to rape her, and once he finish .. she says

LRRH: you fag I will tell my grandma you raped me 3 times
wolf: ZOMG WTH??? this was the first one ...
LRRH: are you leaving yet? n_n

G O O D 2 G A M E . C O M

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1 year ago

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Drake

not funny ?
not even a bit oO

http://eu.battle.net/sc2/de/profile/239644/1/CoR/

1 year ago

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Kyhol

this thread.

1 year ago

Schenaniganze

2010-03-13 00:55, newfieangel wrote:
this thread.

Fails

I'm drunk, i'm high and i'm in Chicago!

1 year ago

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nd.redie

Ich bin laden!

1 year ago

nuj30

1 year ago

BoA)Whyte(

GG.net has very sucky signatures.

1 year ago

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LiquidDeath

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1 year ago

aimaimaim

#7

wooooooot LOLOLOL

Blizzard in now on a DISASTER in SLOW-MOTION ..

1 year ago

Garuda

3 tomatoes are walking down the street. Papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and pup gets really angry, goes back and slaps him! And says: " KETCHUP! "

To be a rock and not to roll

1 year ago

#10

ath

what did Hitler say when he went to his tenk ?

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1 year ago

#11

#0 that is not even remotely funny.

What you give to a women;

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If your give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you giver her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If your give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

She multiplies and enlarges what is give to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Don't forget to Breathe...

1 year ago

#12

dacore

How many men does it take to open a beer?

1 year ago

#13

Anarki01

I like the rape one:D
Always knew LRRH is a slut-who goes in a dark and dangerous forest all by herself prancing around and shit...

Anyway

Bear and a rabbit are shitting in the forest
Bear:"Hey rabbit does shit stay on your fur too?"
Rabbit:"No"
Bear:"Good"...and takes the rabbit and wipes his ass

1 year ago

#14

FiEndFaNaTiC

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1 year ago

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itsRaining-

2010-03-13 07:06, fiendfanatic wrote:
BladeMaster

''Scissors are OP, rock is fine.'' - Paper

1 year ago

#16

Drake

#7 is best ! XD

http://eu.battle.net/sc2/de/profile/239644/1/CoR/

1 year ago

#17

ra2

#7 LMFAO

Brian: You're drunk! Stewie: You're sexy!

1 year ago

#18

a.c.a.b.

The bar ... at night

a mexican mouse goes out of the whole. looks around for the cat.the cat is nowhere to be seen . runs to the bar . looks around again. the cat is nowhere to be seen . pours a shot of tequila. drinks the shot and runs back to the whole .

a french mouse goes out of the whole. looks around for the cat.the cat is nowhere to be seen . runs to the bar . looks around again. the cat is nowhere to be seen . pours a glass of wine from the top shelf drinks it and runs back to the whole .

a bulgarian mouse goes out of the whole. looks around for the cat.the cat is nowhere to be seen . runs to the bar . looks around again. the cat is nowhere to be seen . pours a glass of vodka drinks it . looks around . the cat is nowhere to be seen . pours another glass and drinks it . looks around . the cat is nowhere to be seen . pours another glass and says

" Well I guess we'll just have to wait for it "

Rise! Rise! SEPULNATION!!!

1 year ago

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Da_venom

ipe and metalcharly were out on a mission
but stranded on an dangerous island
in order to get food one should stay in the tree for lookout while the other searches for food in the pit

metalcharly says he will go for lookout while ipe looks for food
during the night 100 assfuck baboons go out in the pit and rape ipe

the next day metalcharly says i will go up in the tree again while u hunt for food
that same night 200 assfuck baboonbs arive and storm to the pit and rape ipe again

on the third day ipe says to metalcharly this time i will go in the tree while u hunt for food! metalcharly says ok
that night 400 assfuck baboons arrive they storm to the pit nearly there, then a monkey says stop!! we already had the guy in the pit twice! let's go get that guy in the tree!