Blizzard Confirms A Fourth Title

It is Apocalypse, a new game that uses the Obelisk game engine, a new one which allows for almost picture-like graphics and effects.

My son Elmer came from the year 2030 using a time machine and he says this game will be responsible for a World War III as the characters and items in Apocalypse eventually incorporate "metaphysical technology".

This technology enables players to attach sensory tubes to various points of their body, so that when their characters undergo physical contacts such as sword fights and such, a certain degree of sensation such as pain from cuts on the game character, is felt by the player.

At first Blizzard developed this feature as a means to enriching the gaming experience and bestowing some sense of bravery upon the gamers. However, some unknown Swedish hacker altered the whole system so that now the physical contacts transferred to players at nearly full extent - meaning that if a character was smashed by a hammer, the player himself would also get severe bone fractures throughout the body.

And so the people, unaware of this change at first, gamed and died. By the time the rig was discovered, tens of millions around the world have lost their lives. And so the countries went to war despite none of their initial participation in the hacking of this system - after, it was the Swedish hacker who changed the system.

And so my son Elmer came back to our time to speak of the horrors of the last World War, one that can still be prevented if gamers of our generation boycott this upcoming franchise. For once the Apocalypse falls upon mankind, there is no going back...

#1 what weed did you smoke?

some better shit then im getting

ROFL @ #1

dude #1, u should be an author. lol

#1 don't worry, you can save the world playing diablo3

#1 good work :P

lol! #1 just one mistake! in fourth line you tried to say World War 3 and you said instead World World 3. xd

Anyway, nice insanity and paranoia! :D

#1 "It is Apocalypse, a new game that uses the Obelisk game engine, a new one which allows for almost picture-like graphics and effects. "

There is no such computer yet, wich can give you real time 100% picture..

#9 I really hope you're joking.

#9 Someone missed the point? :P

lol o,o

#9 plz don´t overwhelm us with your superior intellect.

capt. obvious - didnt see that coming, dont ya..

ha, so if d3 is not mmo probably not pay to play. on the other note, if theyre gonna release a new mmo, its like making their own competition for wow. the new mmo will attract new gamers but will probably also attract wow players to switch to that new game. anyway nothing's lost if the player moves to another one of their(blizz) own games. if the player will play both, thats another thing :o either way its good for blizz

I hope it's "Games People Play" !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/res ources/2008/02/blizzards_canceled_games.jpg

i lol'd

1# dude that stuff was elapsed for sure, dont smoke/smell/eat that again.

I wonder what would happen if you decide not to have a son, or name him something else than elmer, also if he's already born then can you kill him? what would happen then?, if we don't get this information that you got now, which is the current events that will lead to world war3, or is this knowledge what will change it? how do we know... it's all very confusing but we must save the world somehow.

#10 when game makers create's a game, they make high resolution charaters / layout etc first, then they make it worse, just because these days computers cant keep up high res ;/

Even if there would be computers that could run those so called "picture-like graphics and effects", not too many people would have a computer like that. And Blizzard usually does games that pretty much anyone can play even with a slightly worse computer, imo.

I know #1 is lying, would he REALLY name his son Elmer?

FUQUAN > ELMER

Elmer man?! WTF? Please, don't do that to your son...

World of StarCraft is cominggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

I got it i think #1 was sniffing Elmers glue and smoking crack to come to that conclusion

If someone came in a time machine claiming to be my son and also named Elmer, I'd kill him on sight because he's definitely lying. no one would name their son Elmer.

fast forward into the future to me naming my son Elmer... turns out he was my son /Twilight Zone

Just remember that i wrote here, the new game coming is a full game like DotA ^^

I hope the girls in this new game arnt too hot.. or it might become more like virtual AIDS that destroys us all.

#33 I hope the new game won't have night elf girls in it. Else, the hentai market is gonna crash and burn for sure.

rofl at 1 and 9
awesome ^^

#1 i love you.

But I don't want any change = (
I just want to keep playing these 3 franchises forever and ever until I die.

#1 Lawl.

Hopefully it will be a good game:)

#37 XD u guys right probably fault of Americas society :D

posting in legendary thread Oo /applause @ #1

fuck stopping ww3, that game sounds bomb i wana play it! but a world war isn't the same without some good ol' genocide

#15, considering they were just hiring for the new MMO a year ago or so, i doubt it will be released or even announced for a few years. i really hope its not world of starcraft or a diablo mmo, i hope its new mmo. maybe modern times or sometrhing or maybe....PIRATES!!!

I think #1 is wrong...

The 4th project of Blizzard will not be released before 2040...

:P

Seeya!

the 4th project of blizzard consist on the penguin, something about the penguins, the polar bears and the whales, there are the three balanced races. penguins gives their lives for the south pole and the bears for the north pole

I think, by Einstein theory, we can't travel to the past just to the future xD =D

We cant travel to the future, nor past, ever.. We can just catch light of the past..

#45 gave us the physical proof that #1 is wrong!
...mh but how does he know that for certain? ~.~

Lol @ #2 made my day