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matthe @ 28th August 2010 23:33 (Read 1971 times).

All quotes from Quakenet (2 years old, now revived :> )

Starring Maelk
Avid|Swoopie: hi jacob it seems avid going dating no game tonight also )x
MYM|Maelk: dating is for men witout enough handpower
MYM|Maelk: :(

myMYM|matthe88: compared to esl everything is highspeed
myMYM|matthe88: xD
Mouz|Drayich: Compared to me
Mouz|Drayich: etc
myMYM|matthe88: hmm?
MYM|Maelk: Your wife told me you're highspeed Drayich
BtH|Nyakes-:Maelk, that was low :/
myMYM|matthe88: it was quite funny xD

Explanation

Starring Drayich
fps|Sneezi: drayichs brain has been raped by aliens!
mouz|Drayich: ye to say the least
mouz|Drayich: i was out shopping with my wife today
mouz|Drayich: i think its better to get raped by aliens

mouz|Drayich: im near when you decided
+TeG-Bird: host from pacific then
TeG-S0ny: we go test if u dont agree we will serchi othe
+TeG-Bird: swe hosts are the best
myMYM|matthe88 set mode [+v TeG-S0ny]
mouz|Drayich: i have a large penis
+TeG-Bird: its in the middle almost of all of us
ChippeDi: :D
mouz|Drayich: wrong window
mouz|Drayich: sorry
+TeG-Bird: yes u have
+Check6^iNsPiRe`: LOL "in the middle"
+Check6^iNsPiRe`: you mean an ocean for us and miles for you

Explanation

Starring Mania-
MYM|MaNia-: omgomg im so excited
MYM|MaNia-: pusher shoutcasting will lead to epic joy!
matthe88: lol mania
MYM|Maelk: omgomg it shows by the look of your pants

Explanation

Starring Unknown
What is top, mid, bottom?
Sexual preference?

comments

AWRNSS (Junior Editor DotA) 1 year ago

Indigo child missing?

Oh I can't remember the quote specificly, but I recall one of Maelk aganist DeMoN that was great.... was something like this:

About EG in edge of disband
DeMoN: Losing X and X was hard but we will keep this up... Merlini, Fear and I will go nowhere

Maelk: LOL that's true in more than one way

3.14159 1 year ago

this was fun .. moar plz ?

restlessfingers 1 year ago

i remember there is also a lot of funny conversation i read..
one of those is about EG guys with EG|Whisper...

IKnowSaigoS- 1 year ago

I love KuroKy.

vengeful_spirit 1 year ago

#2 +1

we want moar !

snaykey 1 year ago

"What is a kwoM?"

Alyyx 1 year ago

#6 Also EPIC :DDD
MOAR! :)))

DreJan 1 year ago

There was on pro who said that its hard to compete on pro lvl dota..... well i thought it was funny as hell=P

Axak 1 year ago

winrar

#10

Joey- 1 year ago

#11

ReiN 1 year ago

myMYM|ReiN: what happened in italy?
MYM|Pusher: there are gypsies everywhere.
MYM|Pusher: one of the gypsy girl ran up to me and stole the food i was holding in my hand.
MYM|Pusher: you can really get it when a gypsy tries to stop you from eating more

#12

RemoveYourClanTag 1 year ago

garena mcc room

me: u replace shatan as carry?
tYraneE: yea i was bigger than him
me: lol u took it literally, nice drow btw
tYraneE: i finished the game faster cuz i need to piss off
me: lolwat
tYraneE: haha

xaxaxa

#13

3.14159 1 year ago

what about that one .. where it was mym vs hexors team LAN! ( PL XIII game ) ... hexor and his team dominated the whole game .. his storm even pulled off an amazing move dodging lions finger by making linkins sphere and killing potm ( a courier came with the recipe JUST in the nick of time ) ... but in the end mym won pretty easily ... thats when MYM|Maelk writes: I know a YouTube video describing your feelings right about now...

Ouch that gotta hurt ... game over .. no GG call from hexor :(