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Blogs \ Talking about sex by PCK
matthe @ 26th August 2010 16:51 (Read 1956 times).
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ,"

Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also ah!!!

Thanks to AlexLee

Phua Chu Kang

 


comments
4
#1 Alyyx 1 year ago
Posting in epic blog!
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#2 Knight.Synergy 1 year ago
There's an answer for everything! Roflmao
#3 Joey- 1 year ago
Singlish at it's finest

Hey come-come I belanja you ais kachang.
1
#4 HyunA 1 year ago
lol this was awesome :D
1
#5 milky 1 year ago
hahahahha
1
#6 dl2agon 1 year ago
lol
#7 Hizoka_19 1 year ago
ahahaha! rofl!
#8 restlessfingers 1 year ago
nais one lah! ah ah
2
#9 Mahadevax 1 year ago
hahaha
3
#10 myMYM.Danny89 1 year ago
lol Matthe u could understand Manglish/Singlish jokes?
1
#11 Kusari.CL 1 year ago
just epic win
#12 Memek 1 year ago
Ahaha.. But what dont pray pray means?
2
#13 tykor 1 year ago
rofl
#14 hoehoehoe 1 year ago
Sin jiah pork ais kahcang no nice one

come malaysia's one instead.
3
#15 matthe 1 year ago
#10
I guess AlexLee translated it that way :)
1
#16 MiSaKa_Paizuri 1 year ago
lololololololololol
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#17 PsYcHeDeLiC 1 year ago
Superb :D !!!
1
#18 GodHatesMe 1 year ago
#12 its Don't play-play. its kinda signature for PCK.
always a pleasure one watching him making jokes.
2
#19 b2jorja 1 year ago
haha :D:D
2
#20 cookiemonster 1 year ago
Hahahaha, funny as hell..
1
#21 yeu 1 year ago
haha 8^D
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#22 shitezukani 1 year ago
in conclusion,,,

nose=vagina,,,



i like the sense of humor,, even though i dont how some words are used,,,just like mah,, liao,, etc etc
#23 cyranque 1 year ago
nyewert :)
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